BIG Fred returned to his home in South Bank after a ten-pint drinking session to be met by his nine year old son, Tommy.
Tommy said: “Father I have been listening to Ray Mallon and I feel I must express my concern about your alcohol consumption, the negativity of your addiction, and the effect upon your health.”
Big Fred responded: “Tommy why don’t you p... off before I cave your head in!”
So endeth the lesson.
Ken Lavery, Darlington.
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