AT their latest G8 meeting in L’Aquila, Italy, world leaders came up with a brilliant plan.

Mankind must now control the weather and make sure that world temperatures don’t rise by more than two degrees Celsius compared with 1900. And, of course, the West has to pay while the developing world continues pouring out pollution.

Maybe at their next love-fest they could agree that it will only rain on weekdays and that the wind should blow from the south during our holidays. They make King Canute look sane.

David Lacey, Durham.