I HAVE noted the advocacy of The Northern Echo towards the contemplation of Father Christmas/Santa Claus being a woman.

Oh yeah! Tell me, please do, what kind of chancer would tell any woman that she’s a big, fat, hairy, bearded lady, she’s red nosed with a gobby “Ho, Ho, Ho” along with a terrible dress sense to boot.

Good Luck! And a Merry Christmas

Clive Simons, Bishop Auckland