WE have just had Sport Relief, but I think I need some relief from sport. The England v Denmark game was as entertaining as night out with Pam Ayers.

In cricket, the England Twenty20 team may as well come home now and, as for, the Sunderland football team their forward line couldn’t score in a brothel.

So, to have some sport relief, I think I will watch my box set of Rocky movies.

James Aylesbury, Durham.