A former pub landlady has appeared in court for assaulting a male rival over a game of dominones.
Linda Metcalfe was found guilty of slapping David Bainbridge at a pub in Kendal, Cumbria, and ordered to pay £620 costs.
Presumably, she knocked the spots off him.
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