Viva Cha!

The hour of revolution is here and the People's Revolutionary Committee of Profile Books call upon you to bring the glorious news to the oppressed masses.

Now is the time to reveal the true life story of our beloved leader El Comandante Cha Windsera (a.k.a Prince Charles) and the uncanny parallels it has to that of the far less charismatic Che Guevara.

The people must be told how El Comandante cast aside the shackles of privilege, built high the barricades of revolt and forged the guerrilla fighting identity of the legend that is Cha'.

Viva Cha!' is the book that finally reveals the full story of this revolting prince.

It's all here. His childhood of oppression. His navy days spent all at sea. His creation of The Prince's Truss. His chequered love (whatever that means) life. His guerrilla attacks on architecture, agriculture and the medical profession. Even his seminal role in the development of punk rock.

Within the covers of this soon to be revered tome you will also find published for the first time the Goon Show script that his mum commissioned to explain the constitutional monarchy, plus a heart-rending extract from the hit West End musical Dianita', and also the full transcript of Jeremy Paxman's legendary Camilla interview.

Viva Cha!' is destined to be published just before the 14th November which is, as all true patriots know, El Comandante's birthday. Comrades, with your help we can truly make this a day our beloved leader will never forget!

What is a rebel? What is a revolutionary? What is a man? Cha is a rebel. Cha is a revolutionary. Cha is a man.

His crown can wait. His beret will lead us.

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