It seemed like a good idea at the time...

Months ago, I was asked if I'd take part in a stand-up comedy night at The Forum in Darlington and - stupidly - I agreed.

What on earth was I thinking? Now, a letter of confirmation has arrived. The Forum Comedy Challenge takes place on Saturday April 16 in aid of the Friends of the Forum who campaigned so successfully to save the venue.

I get a workshop beforehand with proper comedian Steffan Peddie but after that I'm on my own in front of an unforgiving, heckling crowd.

Anyone know any good jokes?