Last of the Summer Wine's wrinkled stockings babe Nora Batty is bidding to become the Internet's most downloaded lady.
The character - played by actress Kathy Staff - is being promoted by BBC Radio 5 Live.
The station's pitting Nora against busty Australian babe Sarah Jane - because it's sick of the Aussies winning everything like the cricket and rugby.
Nora - 44D-36-50 size 24 - needs a billion hits to beat current title holder, US stripper Danni Ashe.
Sarah Jane comes in at 34DD-22-34 and size 10.
Updated: 13.55 Thursday, July 18
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