As I said earlier, it's 3-3 going into the final day of the Headline Game on TFM radio.

Therefore, I need a really good headline to secure my first victory in three years.

How about this? Drugged-up wallabies are being blamed for creating crop circles in Tasmania.

The animals are eating opium poppies, getting high, and then hopping round in circles.

Our headline is going to be "Hop, trip and jump".

It's got to be a winner.