Lost out again on this morning's Headline Game on TFM radio.

The story was about an old German man who called in the police over his neighbours allegedly playing the same song over and over again.

It turned out to be a musical greetings card blowing open in the breeze on his own windowsill.

Our headline - "One hit blunder" - lost out to "Blame that tune".

Graham Mack tried to argue that you don't get "hits" playing in greetings cards, suggesting that music such as "Greensleeves" gets played in them.

I don't think that's true. I've definitely had one with "Agadoo" by Black Lace and, going back even further, I remember one that played "Tie A Yellow Ribbon" by Dawn.

What a great song that was - even though the lead singer had a dodgy moustache.

I'm going in to WH Smiths to do a survey.