A colleague has just sent me a collection of silly headlines from around the world.
My top five are:
1. One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers.
2. Police: Crack found in man's buttocks.
3. Great tits cope well with warming.
4. Tiger Woods plays with his own balls, Nike says.
5. Keegan fills Schmeichel's gap with Seaman.
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