Sometimes, you just have to hold your hands up and acknowledge that you've been beaten by the better man.
This morning's Headline Game on TFM radio was the usual battle of wits between myself and Graham Mack "The Knife".
The story was about a fella who got so desperate in a bathroom showroom in Germany that he used a display toilet which wasn't connected to the drains.
He's ended up with a cleaning bill and a lifetime ban from the shop.
Our headline was "Making a deposit".
Mack The Knife came up with "Hans, wees and whoops-a-daisy".
He got the point. No argument.
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