Av got me buts an muffler on
Me cap upon me heed
Av wore them all me life till nu
And al wear them till as deed
So divent cast them eyes me wife
Wi a look to turn ‘t milk off
Al driss the way a want te driss
Kos av niver been a toff
The married uz for wat ar is
And wat ar is al stop
Av put the breed on our tyabal
And av worked hard for wat we’ve got
So divent try t change uz noo
And mak uz somat that as not
Al de just wat a want te dee
So be thankful for wat thus got. 
Douglas Ward, Crook