THERESA May blames the Russian’s for poisoning an ex spy on British soil, and said "There’ll be consequences from this action."

Judging by the way our Chancellor had cut Armed Forces funding what are we going to do Prime Minister?

After our last face-off with one of the most powerful nations on the planet, we sent one of the smallest, (I won’t say ships) boats in our Navy too challenge them. No wonder Mr Putin smirks whenever any of our politicians open their mouths.

Anyway I’m thinking of taking measures, I’ve started to mass produce catapults so when the time comes, our army will at least have some type of weapon, (my wife wont be too pleased though, because all her knickers will fall down). That will sort them out.

Laurence McGowan, Sherburn Village