Prince Harry and Meghan Markle meet well-wishers as they arrive at the Nottingham Contemporary in Nottingham, to attend a Terrence Higgins Trust World AIDS Day charity fair on their first official engagement together. Picture: Adrian Dennis/PA Wire
IF you have any spare cash, put it into Scandinavian timber companies.
Without any doubt, their share value will rocket over the next month or so. With a big event in May, vast quantities of the raw materials for newsprint will be required. Vast swathes of forest will feel the edge of the chainsaw.
The opening salvo has already been fired. A certain comic (allegedly it is classed as a newspaper) has already published a 24-page pull-out.
When the womens’ magazines take up the baton who knows what a blizzard of drivel we will have to endure.
Martin McClelland, Marske-by-Sea
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