AS warning against the prospect of a Labour/Scottish National Party coalition,the Tories latest election campaign poster shows a miniature Ed Miliband tucked away in Alex Salmond’s pocket.

The Tories know only to well about the charade they call a coalition.

Nick Clegg has been glued on David Cameron’s shoulder since 2010 and was once likened to a dead parrot in homage to a classic Monty Python sketch.

But even a dead parrot had a far better chance clinging onto its perch longer than Mr Clegg.

And now for something completely different...

The Prime Minister plans to swerve all live TV debates. In true Monty Python style he should be replaced by an animated movable mouth. For the duration of the live debate it will repeat the line “long term economic plan”.

At least they have a working title for the programme. It’s going to be called “Jabberwocky”.

Stephen Dixon, Redcar.