Weddings from Hell (ITV1); Colin and Justin's Wedding Belles (C5): 'Between the church door and the honeymoon, a million things can go wrong." Only a million? Bride-to-be Lara found at least four million faults with Colin and Justin's wedding arrangements.

"I want an Oscar red-carpet day," she demanded. But it all went downhill from there for the likeable pair, as her requests got more and more ridiculous.

First she wanted Elton John to perform live at the wedding, then she wanted him to walk her down the aisle. Then she didn't like the carpet in London's top Cumberland Hotel. Then she didn't like the shape of the chair covers. Then she didn't like the type of straws they'd picked for the champagne bottles. And then she wanted a tuxedo specially made for Minty, her toy polar bear.

There's picky - and then there's picky. And Lara was most definitely picky. I couldn't decide if her lucky (?) husband-to-be Rob was agreeing because he's equally hard to please, or if it was just for an easy life. The latter was probably most likely I think, although he seemed to have a complete inability to show enthusiasm for anything.

When told he would get to drive his dream Ferrari car to the wedding, Rob passionately replied: "Oh."

But Colin and Justin, looking resplendent at the ceremony in bright pink suits, were fabulous as they fussed their way through this entertaining hour like a pair of demented mother hens.

But it was some of their acidic remarks that really made the show. "She's demented," clucked Colin. Justin squawked back: "We will add sparkle, but for God's sake darling, we are not miracle workers."

But in the end, the pair came up trumps, muddling their way through their endless list of tasks to organise a fabulous day, which - shock, horror - even Lara seemed to enjoy.

As well as being a great watch, snippets of advice from expert wedding planners were thrown in too, proving that this offering from the delectable Colin and Justin isn't just entertainment - it's an education.

Weddings from Hell was also entertaining - but as the title suggests, there was a distinct absence of the feel-good factor. And if Lara thought she had a bad time with her wedding, she would quickly realise she has nothing to complain about amidst these torrid tales of grooms being stabbed and catching unsightly chickenpox, and of couples being caught up in the Asian tsunami and terrorist alerts.

However, few nightmare wedding stories can be as bad as Dawn Auty's, who was caught up in a freak motorbike accident on the way to her nuptuals, and had to have both her legs amputated. Now that really is a wedding day from hell.

But, happily for Dawn, only several months later, she was able to marry her fiance, and even managed to walk down the aisle and do the first dance with the help of prosthetic legs. Awww.

Don't you just love a good wedding?