I have a real feeling that this could be my week in the Headline Game on TFM.

IN three years, I've never even drawn but I'm 3-2 down with one day to go and I'm excited.

It was a point each this morning on the story about the first clown in space.

Our headline was "WE have laughed off". TFM went with "Ground control to Major Tom-foolery." Clunky.

Tomorrow's story is about the Swedish SAS blowing up the wrong house in a training exercise.

Luckily, the couple who lived in the house they shelled by mistake were out at the time.

All we need is a decent headline...