Like it or not - and I have to confess that I like it - "Britain's Got Talent" is the talk of the nation.

It is so popular that everyone wants to be in on the act - and that is leading to some of the most ridiculous press releases I've seen for a long time.

One has just dropped headed: "Confused.com reveals: Which 'Britain's Got Talent' contestant is odds-on to win when it comes to car insurance".

Apart from the incorrect use of the colon, it's a lot of nonsense.

Simon Cowell (a judge not a contestant) is described as "high maintenance" because he owns posh cars like a Rolls, Aston Martin and Jaguar. Well, there's a surprise.

Susan Boyle, otherwise known as "The Hairy Angel", could see her insurance premium double if she takes up singing for a living and moves from her sleepy Scottish home to London. Well, there's another revelation.

On the other hand, the florist from the opera-flower arranging double act 'Floral High Notes' could prune a third off his premium if he goes solo because florists are not seen as a big risk.

And schoolboy Shaheen Jafargholi would pay less (when he gets to 17) by staying in Wales, rather than moving to London.

I feel completely enlightened. Confused.com has cleared things up nicely.

To cut your car insurance, follow these three vital steps:

* Don't have an expensive car

* Don't move to London

* And be a florist.

Brilliant!