Well, my pantomine debut is over and I'm sitting here waiting for the phone to ring.

Surely, agents will be calling after my starring role as Barron Hard-up in the TFM Radio Christmas Pantomime this morning.

I quite fancy The Archers next.

Mind you, looking at the clock, it's an hour and a half since the panto was broadcast and I've heard nothing so far.

Maybe they're still drawing up the contracts...