PETE: Did you see his face when he was told that Lea fancied him?

Although you can't blame him for looking like he'd just been told he's got a terminal illness. The poor lad's been running scared for weeks to escape mental Lea's clutches.

LEA

Went crazy when Pete and Nikki had a drunken snog. "I can't believe they've done this to me," she wailed. Not really hard to believe that Pete wouldn't choose a past-it plastic wannabe Barbie doll though, surely. Although I'm certain Glyn would be more than happy to act as a replacement plaything.

IMOGEN - nominated

Despite her sweetness-and-light act, boring Imogen's not actually that nice. And she's cottoning on pretty quickly that not everyone in the house is fooled by her. She'll be lost without fellow bitches Grace and Lisa, so expect her to sink pretty quickly.

MIKEY - nominated

Hardly pining for Grace is he? The night after she was rightly booted out, he was moving in on Imogen. He's also become a much more interesting person since the horse-faced one left. And for some reason, he really suited that blue eyeshadow he wore in the modelling task, very sexy.

GLYN

Came into the house as a young, inexperienced, sweet boy. Now he's become a young, inexperienced, dirty pervert. All he talks about is sex. He boasts of his sexual prowess, but if he is telling the truth stories about him would be splashed all over the Sunday tabloids by now. Note the distinct lack of column inches.

RICHARD

Although about as popular as a Newcastle fan in Sunderland in the house, his refusal to slag people off he likes and his ability to stick to his guns makes him entitled to a lot more credit than most of this bunch.

LISA

Sadly, I have this poison dwarf in our office sweepstake, but I feel that my luck - as well as loudmouth Lisa's - has run out. Her lying, two-faced, conniving, nasty ways are about to be kicked into touch. A definite for eviction tonight.

NIKKI

Despite the permanent pet lip, whinging, moaning, pointless screaming and diva-like "I'm leaving, I can't cope" behaviour, Nikki is really quite likeable. You had to feel for her when her 'friend' Lisa nominated her for eviction in front of her face. Even for the most rational person that would have been a red rag to a bull.

AISLEYNE

About on the same popularity level as Richard in the house, the housemates were harsh when she was doing her impressions. Even though she did the most bizarre Welsh accent ever, there was no need for Glyn to spit his dummy as, in reality, he sounds even worse.

SUSIE

It's a good thing she found a golden ticket because she'd never have been selected to become a housemate. Sooooo boring. She seems a really nice woman, and doesn't deserve what the house bitches say about her, but even she probably realises she's a very poor contestant, and stands zero chance of winning.