FOXY Chelsea Fox has come out of jail a changed woman. But unfortunately not for the better. The poor lass in EastEnders (BBC1) is on a downward spiral into the dangerous world of drugs. And not just the odd aspirin.

As the eldest Fox girl heads for ruin, only surrogate granddad Patrick can save her. Matters aren't helped when another Fox - father Lucas - shows up and she gets involved again with Sleazy Sean. Will she never learn?

Sean is actually going up in the world. On a cherry picker. This is an aerial work platform not an implement for deflowering young ladies (about which Sleazy Sean knows a thing or two). He borrows one of these machines from a building site to act out his version of the balcony scene from Romeo And Juliet. He wants to woo Roxy and appears as if by magic (but in fact cherry picker) outside her bedroom window in an attempt to get into her good books, having already got into her pants.

Roxy is uncertain as to the identity of the father of her unborn child.

Sean is one of the usual suspects. I'm- All-Right Jack is the other who may have made her a member of the pudding club after their one night stand.

Jack's moved on to Tanya and, after being brought together at a school disco, they lock lips. Jane Beale and Bianca Jackson aren't there to see it because they're all dressed up. As sea food. One's a crab, the other's a prawn. They were never sole, sorry soul, mates at the best of times and being seafood brings out the worst in them at the East London Fishmongers' Ball.

Jane's feeling a right prawn, Bianca's a little crabby. By the way, that smell isn't coming from either of them but Wellard, the pooch that Bianca's brood have hidden in Big Pat's house. When, Bianca smells that something's wrong, Wellard faces eviction.

Times are troubled in Weatherfield with a outbreak of crime in Coronation Street (ITV1). First, they call at The Kabin, not to point out the incorrect spelling, but to rob Norris of the takings. When he tries to protect his valuables, he's knocked flying by the hoodie hooligans.

Next stop is Roy's Rolls, for a sausage sandwich and a spot of robbery. Have-a-go hero Jerry tries to stop them but he's been eating too many of the kebabs he sells in his shop and has a heart attack after chasing them off. Doing a runner too is arsonist chef Paul. Facing a long stretch behind bars, he decides the wisest move is to make a quick exit from the Street.

Eric Pollard has been known to cook up a dodgy deal or two in Emmerdale (ITV1) but his latest is sure to incur the wrath of his brideto- be Val.

His intended - thought I don't dare ask intended for what? - is unaware of the economic crisis prompted by a high tax bill or that Eric aims to dig himself out of a financial hole by organising a cut-price wedding. Well, the bride's cheap so why not the wedding?, is his reasoning. I wouldn't want to be in his shoes when she discovers that her wedding is being linked to her very own Pub of the Year competition celebrations to save money.

Lexi is already in hot water, having spied on lover Carl's business dealings for his scheming brother Matthew King. Now she's fallen for Carl, the tallest man in soap, and regrets her dishonest actions in telling Matt all about Carl's environmental initiative. Carl does the decent thing - he dumps her. In an environmentally friendly way, of course.