STEPHEN DIXON (HAS, June 17) bemoans the lack of jobs created or planned by the Government. May I suggest several options.

First, create a large print works to produce and publish all the reports they have failed to make public, as also commented on by Dave Anderson on the same day.

Second, start a franchise of driving schools specifically designed to teach U-turns, something this Government seems to be experts in.

Third, build a nationwide brand of restaurants specialising in selling the huge amount of waffle they have produced recently.

Finally, build a holiday camp for all of the science advisors who have been made redundant from the “daily briefing” sessions after daring to disagree with the Government’s plans.

B Jackson, Sacriston.