Letters: 'Apply to be a teacher - three months holiday a year and your work will be closed in event of heavy snowfall'

Every weekend and bank holiday off, at least three months holiday a year, free periods throughout the day, mid-morning break, dinner break, no dress code, free parking, your place of work closed in the event of heavy snowfalls, addressed by your workforce as sir/miss, occasional all expenses paid educational trips with your staff, and you can shout and scream at them whenever you like without fear of reply.

• Letters: 'Anyone who believes teaching is an easy job, your ignorance astounds me'
• Letters: 'As an ex-teacher enjoying retirement on a fabulous pension, I agree, teaching is a great career'​

Fantastic pension on retirement.

Apply to be a schoolteacher.

I know what I'm talking about – and I stand by every word of this.

Name supplied, County Durham