SO, a couple of guys from Moscow fly to England as tourists for two days and decide that it’s Salisbury cathedral and Stonehenge that they need to see.

Slush, apparently something strange to these Russians, is so bad that while they manage to get to Salisbury they decide not to go to see Stonehenge and instead fly back to Russia.

Good job Spennymoor’s town hall clock doesn’t have a leaning tower – they might have come here instead of going to see Salisbury cathedral’s pointy spire!

Ian Thompson, Spennymoor