IT'S Valentine's Day and people have been coming up with some impressive poetry - though it's not all romantic.
Here we look at some of the funniest lines on Twitter today.
More Valentines poetry:
— Durham Uni Library (@dulib) February 14, 2017
"My heart is like an open book.
In that it can be scanned.
Using the free digital book scanner.
On level 2"
Roses are grey
— Isaac Joy (@un_SPEAKABLEjoy) February 14, 2016
Violets are grey
I am colorblind
And extremely bad at rhyming
Happy Valentines Day!
Here's a red flower for you 🌼🌼
The ultimate compliment from a #librarian a #valentines poem #libraries #savelibraries #lovelibraries #culturematters #dewey pic.twitter.com/re6U44V9L5
— Andy Wright (@LibrariandyW) February 14, 2017
#SouthernStrike - POEM for #valentines
— #SouthernStrike 🔞 (@Passengersalute) February 14, 2017
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your train is delayed,
But that's nothing new!#SouthernFail #GTR pic.twitter.com/b3eyJgQC7f
Roses are red
— Emma Russell (@EmmaRusset) February 14, 2017
Violets are red
Everything is red
Please send help#happyvalentinesday #ValentinesPoetry
Roses are red
— Howard (@__Howard__1) February 14, 2017
Violets are blue
I've got retrograde amnesia
Who the hell are you?! #ValentinesDay #ValentinesDaycards #rosesarered
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