Bum-pee ride
A WOMAN using a portable toilet was accidentally carried away by a forklift truck.
The forklift driver didn't realise there was anyone inside the toilet at the Newlyn Fish Festival site in Cornwall. She was carried across to the other side of the site will still on the loo but emerged unhurt.
Harbour master Rob Parsons said she must have "thought she'd been teleported" when she came out of the toilet in a new location.
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