Reflections on divorce, separation and associated topics by Judith Middleton, a partner at Latimer Hinks, solicitors, at 5/8 Priestgate, Darlington, DL1 1NL. Judith qualified as a solicitor in 1982 and is accredited as a family law specialist by Resolution. She is also the Regional Press Officer for Resolution, Tees Valley.

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I am intrigued by a factoid I've just been presented with. (Factoid, definition: a piece of unreliable information, presumed to be true because of the manner in which it is presented.) Apparently, a substantial number of people in Britain today will have a longer relationship with a household appliance than they will with a partner.

The possibilities are endless. Will there come a time when you need to see a solicitor to secure a divorce from your washing machine? Or what about paying maintenance for the cooker and its four little hobs? Maybe you even fancy a trial separation from the vacuum cleaner. It certainly gives the prospect of a quick spin and then tumble with the dryer a whole new meaning.

9:08pm Tuesday 8th April 2008

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