As cod's my judge
A drink driver blamed the fact that he was over the limit on having beer-battered cod and chips for lunch.
John Przybyla, 76, was stopped by police in Wisconsin, with his breath smelling of alcohol and his eyes glazed over.
A court rejected his fishy excuse and he now faces jail after racking up ten drink driving convictions.
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