WHERE has Christopher Wardell gone?

His letters were once a daily feature of HAS, but he seems to have vanished. Has he been abducted by the aliens he talks about? Or has he worn out his computer keyboard or moved out of the circulation area?

Surely, he hasn’t come to his senses and finally realised that his inane drivel was getting very tedious.

I hope this letter doesn’t spur him back to life.

John Watson, Durham.