AS the cricket season draws to a close, unlike the tenure of the Government, let us make a reflective comparison.

After recruiting some nonleague players our captain promptly changed the rules. This evening there would be no early declarations and an extended stay at the crease.

His team selection resulted in too many slips because he overloaded the spin department.

George Osborne was appointed “wicket keeper” of our economy with twelfth man Danny Alexander as “extra cover” after his predecessor failed to play a straight bat and was banished to the deep.

An inspired choice was Nick Clegg, a “square leg” in a round hole who could interchange with the “third man”, William Hague.

Kenneth Clark, at “long on”, appointed to lower the deficit in the prison population he promptly proposed lowering sentences. Don’t be surprised to see him moved to “long off”.

Vince Cable on the boundary could well constitute a risk, as he is well known for crossing the line.

Finally, Teresa May joined David Cameron and the rest of the team in the pavilion while riots were taking place on the pitch.

That’s not cricket.

Maurice Baker, Middlestone Moor, Spennymoor.