Tonight's TV
How to read your mind
Derren Brown: Trick Or Treat (C4,
10pm); Sexcetera (Virgin 1, 11pm)
WHAT exactly is Derren Brown?
Is he a magician, a psychological
trickster or just someone
who meddles with your mind?
A bit of all three judging by the
first in his new Trick Or Treat series. There's
no illusion as such, but plenty of mind games.
The premise is that a volunteer, who's
answered a newspaper appeal for participants,
must pick a card from two offered by
Brown. This blind choice offers either a pleasant
experience - the treat - or a darker trick.
Glen, a 40-year-old father of two from Essex
who works as an aviation insurance specialist,
strikes lucky. He wins a treat. Of course,
the showman in Brown won't allow Glen simply
to enter a room and pick a card. He has to
be ambushed in a lift where he's observed by
a hidden camera and taken to a room for the
card selection. It's a silly piece of theatre to
liven up the programme because Glen's task
is to read books for seven days.
He's taken to Kings College Library in London
where the shelves are filled with almost
one million books containing the general
knowledge of the world. Glen is surprised to
learn that Brown is going to show him how to
absorb all those facts and figures so he can
compete in the pub quiz of pub quizzes, The
Night of the Champions.
As Glen reckons he doesn't have a good
memory, this seems like a mission impossible.
Not so, insists Brown, as he makes Glen remember
something that happened on his way
to work that he was, until prompted, unaware
he'd seen.
"That's the most bizarre episode in my life,"
he says. But he ain't seen nothing yet. "I must
expand his memory capability so he can absorb
huge amounts of information," Brown
explains.
This involves speed learning, which
amounts to looking at a page in a book and
storing it in your head. Apparently the knowledge
fades away after a few days if not used.
All this sounds ridiculous. Surely Brown
can't possibly turn Glen into a memory man
able to compete against the cream of pub
quizzers? Oh yes, he can.
He gives us an example of this extension of
photographic memory by getting a coffee
shop barista to spill the beans - on a tray. He's
asked to select a single bean, mark it with an
X and replace it. Brown, having previously
lodged images of the bean patterns in his
brain, is able to pick out the X-factor bean
from the 1,347 on the tray.
Before the pub quiz, Glen is tested by being
given a few questions to answer by Brown,
plucking information at random from the
books his pupil has been reading.
Glen is able to dredge up the fact that 319
different sorts of humming bird have been
recorded in the Amazon rainforest. He didn't
know he knew that. It just emerges from
somewhere in the depths of his brain and into
his mouth when Brown asks the question.
How does that feel? wonders Brown.
"Scary," replies an understandably bemused
Glen.
JUST as frightening are some of the
sights you come across flicking through
Freeview channels late at night. Like
Sexcetera, which seems to be on Virgin 1 most
nights.
As you might gather from the title, this is
about sex, but what makes it different is that
reporters feel obliged to join in. So presenter
Valerie happily strips off during an item on
finger painting to have her naked body
daubed with paint (and not just her finger).
Reporter Donna is shown riding a pony girl
- a topless woman on all fours, wearing a bridle
and saddle - as she assures us that most
couples indulging in equine games are in
long-term relationships and not just horsing
around.
Likely lads Frank and Hoyt visit an internet
adult radio station whose programme presenter
is called Wankus and whose workers
are mostly porn stars.
This is the 21st Century version of pirate
radio. Thanks to the internet you can see
what you're listening to. You see rather more
than you do on the webcam in the BBC Radio
5 studio.
10:39am Friday 2nd May 2008
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