Bumpy ride

11:02am Thursday 8th May 2008

IF you're going to faint then it's always handy to do it front of a doctor. When Roxy Mitchell falls lifeless to the floor, Dr Felix is on hand to administer first aid. Any excuse to loosen her clothing in EastEnders (BBC1).

Doc shock

5:36pm Thursday 24th April 2008

THE NHS is in crisis. Staff are overworked. There is a severe shortage of doctors. How do I know?

Tainted love

9:54am Thursday 17th April 2008

WHAT'S that creaking noise? Oh, it's the sound of a closet in the Beale household opening.

High stakes

10:59am Thursday 10th April 2008

TEENAGER Jasmine joins the Miles high club in Emmerdale (ITV1).

He’s snapped

5:08pm Thursday 3rd April 2008

GET out the Asbos and slap a few on Demonic David in Coronation Street (ITV1).

They're back

10:52am Thursday 27th March 2008

SALES of earplugs are soaring in Walford now that news of an impending return is all round the Square. The soft, dulcet tones - not - of Bianca will be ringing out with a glass-shattering shriek of "Rickaaaayyy!".

Barking glad

12:41pm Thursday 20th March 2008

NO one in Soapland likes to see a dumb animal in distress. But enough about Walford's Sean Slater because we're worried about Schmeichel.

Right Charlie

12:39pm Thursday 13th March 2008

ANDY'S out in Emmerdale (ITV1) - not in regard to his sexual preferences but he's being released from prison after his appeal is successful. To be honest, I've never known what his appeal is, but Jo clearly does as she married him in prison. The honeymoon wasn't up to much as the prison bridal suite was far from palatial and they kept falling out of the top bunk There's a shock in store for Handy Andy back at the farm, where Jo has single-handedly been milking cows, caring for stepdaughter Sarah and keeping Andy's former cellmate Charlie at arm's length. Now her chickens have come home to roost.

Unsuited

5:13pm Thursday 6th March 2008

CHILDREN, who'd have them? Nothing but trouble, if you ask me.

Maybe baby

10:33am Thursday 28th February 2008

IT'S not long before Mother's Day but some women take to motherhood better than others. Tina is quite right to feel apprehensive about being pregnant in Coronation Street (ITV1).

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