Reviews
Survival of the fittest
To buck the trend of pub closures, the Quarry Burn's new approach to pub culture has ensured its survival
TWO emails arrived within five
minutes of one another on the
afternoon of Budget Day, the
first from Mr TV Daynes
lamenting the accelerating
demise of the British pub and the second
recommending one of those that still
somehow manages to survive.
Mr Daynes represents the Campaign
for Real Ale, an organisation which - like
the lady of this house - is wholly admirable
but reluctant to admit that there
are occasions on which it may be
mistaken.
CAMRA had already reported that 57
pubs close permanently each month as
the price differential with supermarkets
ever widens. The Budget, added the
press release, represented "a great big
nail whacked ruthlessly into the coffin".
It can hardly be gainsayed. "Si monumentum
requiris, circumspice" as they
used to say in the Gladiators' Arms.
The recommendation was for the
Quarry Burn at Hunwick, between Bishop
Auckland and Willington, a pub
owned these past five years by Julie Bell
and her family.
In 2007, however, they realised how
close they were to becoming one of those
57 varieties which met the same melancholy
end. "We were just plodding along,
going nowhere," says Julie. "If we hadn't
done something, the smoking ban
would have been the final straw."
Instead they decided on a major refurbishment
and extension - it helped
that her husband's a builder, but still
cost everything they had - and to major
on food.
Julie's a Hunwick lass, knew the Quarry
Burn when it was called the Wheatsheaf
and run briefly by her parents, had
seen how much things had changed. "At
one time there were lads out every night
of the week. Now there's no way we
could have survived on drink sales
alone."
At the bottom of the menu, there's a
line about its having been designed by
an outfit called Create a Dream. That's
what so many ostensibly worldly wise
and sensible people still believe when
putting their names over a pub door and,
of course, they end up living a
nightmare.
The Quarry Burn's wholly changed,
and wholly for the better, since last we
were there. There's a new restaurant,
new floors and furnishing, new
approach.
A notice near the bar points out that,
because of brewery increases, the price
of a pint would have to go up from February
12. Now it'll have to go up again.
Pubs could save themselves a lot of
money by having a load of "This month's
price increase" posters printed, with a
blank space for the latest affront to the
economy.
On Budget night, a well-kept pint of
Black Sheep was £2.20 and in an inflated
age that didn't seem too bad at all.
The menu embraces few surprises, unless
there are still those who believe
jalapeno to have been Brazil's outside
left in the 1958 World Cup finals, but offers
good value and (as it transpired)
huge portions. Decent vegetarian and
children's sections, too.
The room was painted in broad horizontal
stripes, a bit like eating inside a
Neapolitan ice cream, the service was
young and agreeable. The music machine
played Sinatra, of whom the Boss
is quite fond. It's an acquired taste, to be
Frank.
She'd started with the jalapeno peppers
stuffed with cream cheese, served
with salad, followed (for just £5.50) with
manifestly home made courgette and
leek bake which she considered "jolly
good". For an additional £1.50 she had a
bowl of onion rings so vast that, laid end
to end, they might have encircled Crook.
She thought the onion rings "brilliant".
I'd begun with a virtual cauldron of
home made mushroom soup, with a roll
into which wedges for two little packets
of butter had been cut. It rather resembled
a two-man bob at the Winter
Olympics.
The steak and ale pie which followed
was home made too - like 95 per cent of
the stuff that comes out of the kitchen,
says Julie. It was substantial and succulent,
with proper chips and more vegetables
than we could see off between us.
The banoffee pie was the only disappointment,
much too flaccid, though
ample compensation came with the bill
- just £33, including two pints, a bottle
of water and two coffees.
For the Quarry Burn the change of direction
has meant that weekends are
often fully booked up to a month in advance,
with quite often 30-40 in at
lunchtime. "It's been fantastic but we're
all exhausted," says Julie. At least,
thank goodness, they survive.
■ The Quarry Burn, Hunwick, near
Bishop Auckland 01388-608336. Open
for food seven lunchtimes - special
menu - and Monday to Saturday
evenings. Well-behaved children
welcome.
ON Budget Day, I was a 7.50am guest on
Radio 4's flagship Today programme,
down-the-line from a studio at Radio
Tees. Since the way the BBC treats its
guests is with a cup of frothy coffee and
nothing else whatever, we adjourned for
breakfast to Grubbs Diner, across the
road. Full breakfast is just £2.60, full
breakfast with chips £3.20, "Greedy
man's breakfast" - three of everything -
£5.20. Our companion asked for a large
gin and tonic. They know him. "Not
until nine o'clock," they said.
STILL on the airwaves, we'd cause a
couple of columns back to wonder
about the song "Little Miss Bouncer
loves an announcer, down at the BBC".
It was a hit in 1926. Bill Taylor, Bishop
Auckland lad now in Canada, sends
lyrics in which "tireless" rhymes with
"wireless" and the radio's a crystal set.
"It's the man who announces, with a lot
of passion in it/The shipping forecast
will follow in a minute." As Bill suggests,
they just don't write them like
that any more.
VALERIE Whitby wrote about Redcar.
The fish and chips at Sea
Breeze in Lobster Road were the
best that money could buy, she said, and
Pacitto's ice cream was in the same
league. What's more, they'd had the
beach to themselves.
The Sunday lunchtime plan to follow
in her footprints was at once blown off
course, however. Sea Breeze was
shuttered.
Instead, we walked along the Stray to
Marske, the sea as flat as a flapjack, the
sand scattered with every dog having its
day.
A municipal information board recalled
Redcar's good old days - bingo
with bottle tops - and praised something
called the 7-plaice sculpture.
Could it have been a misprint? Did the
latest example of modern art represent
seven different locations or was it, indeed,
a queer kettle of fish? The latter, it
turned out.
Properly called 7 Red Plaice, it's an
18ft, £16,000 creation in Redcar's new
shopping centre, described by a local
councillor as an "abhorrence". They
never even caught plaice off Redcar.
In Marske there's a place called La Fez
- a "Margarita cantina" - which offered
Sunday lunchtime happy hours and all
pitchers £6.95. You know what they say
about every pitcher; in any case, it was
closed.
The Top House Tapas Bar didn't serve
food on Sundays either. At Marske United
Football club there was cheese and
pickled onions. The onions, chilli infused,
could have detonated Huntcliff.
Heading back, we'd a sausage sandwich
at the Stray Café - the very epitome
of cheap and cheerful - where the
coffee machine was so noisy that, had
wings been fitted, it would have been refused
permission to take off on the
grounds of noise pollution.
A notice on the counter advised: "I
kiss better than I cook." It was not a
claim we were able to substantiate.
At last, back in Redcar centre, we had
lemon tops (£1.20) from Pacitto's. So
ended a three-course Sunday lunch.
and finally, the bairns wondered if
we'd heard about the football team
who'd never previously met one another.
Queens Park Strangers, of course.
12:33pm Tuesday 18th March 2008
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