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Small and cosy, the Overton House Cafe in Reeth is just what the doctor ordered on a chilly lunchtime
REETH has much going for it,
not least that it's in Swaledale
- incomparably the finest of
all the north's main dales, and
that's by no means to decry
the others.
A significant added attraction is the
Reeth Bakery, perfect pasty purveyors, so
it was particularly unsavoury to discover
that the walkers we'd passed en route to
the shop had snaffled the last of the day.
The unheard imprecations hurled at
their disappearing figures were something
horrific: stabbed in the backpack,
as it were.
Reeth Memorial Hall, around the corner,
is also getting quite a name musically.
Last year we saw Maddy Prior up there;
on March 14 they have a duo called Quicksilver
celebrating 100 years of comic
songs.
The Boss wondered if they knew the
one about Little Miss Bouncer who loved
an announcer down at the BBC, recorded
(it transpires) by Flotsam and Jetsam in
1927 and so probably nothing to do with
Mr John Humphrys.
The year's highlight may be on May 9,
however, when Peggy Seeger, Martin
Cathy and the Watersons will be singing
for their supper in the dales. The Boss
thought that Peggy Seeger must be at
least 193 but Google puts her at 72, which
may still be among the older folk.
Whatever the merry month, the Watersons
and their kindred Carthy may not
exactly be spring chickens, either.
A shelter at the top of the village is
known locally as the House of Commons,
apparently because of the all the hot air
balloons which are floated there. A longgone
column suggested that some of the
language might be a little unparliamentary
and was rebuked by several
speakers.
This was a squally Friday lunchtime,
the House of Commons risen for the
weekend, and we were up for a bite to eat
at the Overton House Café, run these past
couple of years by Adrian and Gill
Barratt.
We've been following them for getting
on two decades, from Barwick's in Richmond
- when she was still Gill Stanwix -
to the Hack and Spade at Whashton, a few
miles away, to the Arden Arms at Atley
Hill, near Scorton, and to running the
catering operation at the Bowes Museum
in Barnard Castle, a lone foray north of
the Tees.
Now the wandering stars - for stars is
beyond argument what they are - have
settled upon Reeth. The family caravan,
says Adrian, stops here.
Overton House Café - "I don't want it
to be a restaurant," he insists - offers a
relatively simple bistro menu with food
freshly sourced, expertly cooked and
imaginatively presented.
There was lightly curried parsnip soup,
spaghetti with prawns, mussels and
spinach, Hartlepool kippers, scallops,
monk fish with bacon, vanilla pod creme
brulee with raspberry kirsch.
It's cosy, probably seating no more than
20, with a little waiting area and a stillsmaller
private dining room out the back.
On a feisty February Friday there were 24
lunchtime bookings alone and those to
whom time is precious may stop reading
now. That says just about everything.
The atmosphere is convivial, contented,
warmly welcoming. Service is by Gill
alone, without even the help of a note
pad. Little wonder there's barely a picking
on the lass.
The groups were small. Most seemed to
know one another and were perfectly
happy to share a table, and their conversation,
if they didn't.
In the middle of the most enjoyable
lunch for a very long time, it was thus a
bonus to bump into retired GP Kishor Velangi
and his splendid wife Vivienne, who
live in Bishop Auckland but have a cottage
up in Reeth.
The Boss, as we have only recently observed,
has a theory that whenever two or
three are gathered together, there shall
be a former Shildon footballer - usually a
goalkeeper and quite often with a wooden
leg.
Kishor proved the exception. He was
Shildon's chairman, and club doctor, too.
He drank water, having given up alcohol
for Lent, thus embarrassing those of us
of altogether feebler fibre.
I'd begun with seafood chowder, overflowing
with fish and with flavour, swimming
in a creamy stock with what may
have been corn but was probably spinach.
Catch of the day, anyway.
It was followed, quite simply, by mushrooms
on toast (£5.50) which certainly did
have spinach in the dressing and which
would have served as a perfectly good
square meal on its own.
Having forgone a starter, The Boss had
a proper Caesar salad with a separate
bowl of sumptuously succulent prawns.
She hadn't been feeling over clever, the
old rheumatiz playing up a bit. This, and
Reeth, was exactly what the doctor
ordered.
The best, however, was yet to come. The
apple and cinnamon crumble with homemade
ice cream was the best crumble and
one of the best puddings, in history. Simply
terrific. The lemon cheesecake wasn't
far behind.
The Barratts won a national "Dessert
Pub of the Year" award while at Atley
Hill. They could win many more. Gill, her
husband chivalrously insists, has always
been the pastry chef.
With two bottles of Black Sheep, two
glasses of wine and some excellent coffee
willingly refilled, the bill reached £46.
A visit, manifestly best to book, cannot be
too highly recommend. This is the Great
Barratt Reeth.
■ Overton House Café, Reeth, North
Yorkshire, 01748-884332. Open Monday
and Wednesday to Saturday lunch,
Thursday to Saturday evening.
THE London Bus Syndrome strikes
again. You wait ages for a meal
about which unequivocally to enthuse
and then two come along at once.
The second was early doors at the
Masham in Hartburn, in Stockton's western
suburbs, at 5.30pm the pub already
pretty full of both drinkers and diners.
A notice advises that it's not a Wacky
Warehouse or a Charlie Chalk's, that they
accept that bairns will sometimes get a
bit fidgety, but that if they persistently
distract others they'll be fed to the lions
out the back. (This, admittedly, is something
of a paraphrase, but the point was
well made.)
We'd gone simply to meet a man about
a Backtrack column, have a pint - the
Masham has for many years been in the
Good Beer Guide, especially known for its
Bass - and maybe a bite to eat.
It was pub food of the highest order, so
good that we vowed to book Sunday lunch
and do the job properly. Sadly, the only
telephone number we could find was met
with a message that it didn't take incoming
calls.
Somewhere along the line there are
clearly crossed wires, but it shouldn't be
a deterrent. The Masham may be even
better for Hartburn than Rennies.
TERRY Laybourne, awarded an MBE for
gastronomic bravery in the North-East,
has added yet another restaurant to his
expanding empire. Caffe Vivo, Italianthemed,
opened yesterday at Live Theatre
in Newcastle. The chef's Luca Mastromattei,
who worked with Laybourne
at Jesmond Dene House. "He used to
make these fantastic pasta dishes for the
other chefs," said Terry. "We decided to
give him a stage to perform on." It's open
Monday to Saturday, 10am-10pm.
AFTER recent references to Yorkshire
pudding, Martin Snape in Durham recalls
that in his Lancashire childhood, he'd
never heard of Yorkshire pudding - the
dish was known as batter pudding. "I suspect
it well nigh universal but only got
its county title because in Yorkshire it
was a separate course." Proof of the pudding,
anyone?
and finally, the bairns wondered if we
knew the difference between a common
thief and a church bell.
One steals from the people, the other
peals from the steeple.
9:14am Tuesday 4th March 2008
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