IN Newton Aycliffe we are cursed with a motorcycle artist who loves to create circles in the wet grass down our nice burn and surrounding areas. I think there is also a “four wheeler” who also adds to his designs.

At first I thought they may be crop circles caused by some spaceship.

However, aliens don’t get stuck in the mud churning deep ruts in the ground.

What with the criss-cross patterns of the council’s vehicle it is quite a mess now.

I hope when repairs are carried out they go about the town repairing other areas where folk like to park on council land outside their homes.

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