YOU'RE Back In The Room,the popular TV hypnosis show is to have a spin-off election special called Look Into My Eyes, as run by the Conservative Government.

With only weeks to go before the General Election, the Tories have admitted desperate action is required.

They've tried just about everything. But now the Tory party has had a brain-wave.

It will be turning to the art of hypnosis and shall attempt to cast its spell upon millions of TV viewers altering their state of mind by hypnotic trance methods in the hope enough people will forget the calamitous past five years and the fake recovery.

Hypnosis is a skill not easily achieved, but let's give credit where credit is due. This dreamy Tory party are past masters in sending people to sleep.

Stephen Dixon, Redcar.