JEREMY CLARKSON is/was Top Gear.

Ok, there are the other two – Tweddledee and Tweddledum – to make up the numbers. But, Good Heavens, Chris Evans please please please no no no! Anything but that. He's bad enough when you hear his twining on the radio without having to see him in the flesh again. He’s a cross between Joe 90 and Mr Pastry – come on, give us the licence-paying public a break.

John Cumberland, Rushyford.