12:37pm Friday 24th March 2017
WHY did motherhood get so complicated?
11:06am Friday 17th March 2017
HARRY Potter always was dangerous, of course. I was never sure about Topsy and Tim or the Gruffalo.
8:47am Friday 10th March 2017
NO mobile signal? Rubbish broadband? Lucky you! At least your children might get a decent night’s sleep.
10:59am Friday 17th February 2017
SOMETIMES life is just so cruel…
11:23am Friday 10th February 2017
WHO needs lots of homes anyway? How would you ever remember where your favourite boots were?
10:36am Friday 3rd February 2017
HONESTLY, you try and do your best and it just comes back to bite you on the bum.
9:07am Friday 27th January 2017
VICTORIA Beckham has never read a book, not a whole one, not all the way through. It hasn’t done her much harm, has it?
11:12am Friday 20th January 2017
Good luck to Julia Polley for trying to take drastic action. The head teacher of Wensleydale School and Sixth Form College wanted to install a jamming device in the school to block mobile phone signals. OMG! How would the students survive?
12:14pm Friday 13th January 2017
STOP blaming the old. Start blaming the drunks. The NHS is in crisis and we’re desperate for someone to blame. Just about everyone’s had their turn in the stocks – from Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt down to junior doctors and women GPs who are more likely to work part-time. How dare they?
10:28am Friday 6th January 2017
TRY harder. Walk more. Eat less. Be kind. There – I’ve just saved you a small fortune. It’s the time of year for self-improvement.
8:18am Friday 30th December 2016
DOES anyone know exactly what “auld lang syne” means? No me neither. Still, I like the sentiment. Auld acquaintance should certainly not be forgot..
7:55am Friday 16th December 2016
Always look on the bright side of life. It’s good for you. There’s a cheery thought.
5:06pm Friday 9th December 2016
RIGHT, northern mothers, time to stop slacking! Get those children working. Up at the crack of dawn, violin practice, ballet practice, extra maths, beginner’s Mandarin, advanced French, Duke of Edinburgh’s award, charity works…
8:33am Friday 25th November 2016
STOP being so NICE – it’s costing you a fortune. The nicer a woman is in work, the less she’s likely to be paid. Good manners may cost nothing, but be too polite and it can cost you a lot. Well, thanks for that… If we want a decent pay packet women should be less compliant and more demanding and assertive.
11:29am Friday 18th November 2016
So all those muddy camping trips in torrential rain weren’t wasted after all… Scouting is good for you. For ever.
11:31am Friday 4th November 2016
IT’S not just the money… it’s finding somewhere to live. Today MPs are debating a Bill to put an end to unpaid internships – the practice where bright graduates desperate to get into the most wanted jobs, generally in media or fashion, have to be prepared to work for no pay. Not just week or two. Many work months or even a year, doing a full-time job for nothing.
10:32am Friday 28th October 2016
Hooray for Miss Iceland! Her name – Arna Yr Jonsdottir - doesn’t exactly trip off English tongues, but she’s a star.
10:38am Friday 21st October 2016
SCHOOL photographs are dire. That’s the point of them. Imagine looking back at yourself at five years old, or ten or fifteen, and thinking you would never ever look that good again. Grim. Self-esteem down the plughole straightaway.
9:30am Friday 14th October 2016
ACCORDING to a survey by Poundland (why?) a third of young adults apparently can’t change a lightbulb, wire a plug or boil an egg.
8:39am Friday 9th September 2016
IT’S like throwing sweets at children and expecting them to say no… One of the most important things that students learn at university is not the subject they’re studying, or how to work a washing machine or cook a meal, but how easy it is to borrow money.