Cracks appear in my wife's relationship with George Clooney

12:01pm Wednesday 8th October 2014

IT has not been a good time for my wife. George Clooney - the man of her dreams - got married.

Such a loser!

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9:46am Thursday 25th September 2014

I ’VE always enjoyed a day at the races. When I was a kid, a trip to Redcar, Catterick, Thirsk, and even York was a special treat with my Dad.

A bedtime nightmare

7:22pm Tuesday 16th September 2014

EVERY dad knows it’s not easy to get a good night’s sleep. For the first year, the kids wake every couple of hours and you go through life in a kind of hazy, brain-dead state.

Hot stuff

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10:42am Thursday 28th August 2014

SO there I was, in the leisure centre changing room, after another hour spent on the treadmill, desperately trying to hold back the ravages of time.

A steamy affair

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10:26am Thursday 14th August 2014

MY wife had some devastating news: “I’ve been seduced in the middle of the night,” she gasped, excitedly.

Pooling talents

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10:06am Thursday 31st July 2014

DESPITE being 24, 22, 20 and 17, the kids still come on holiday with us — and, for as long as it lasts, we like it that way.

Feeling prickly

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10:26am Thursday 3rd July 2014

FOR nearly a quarter of a century, my family have put up with the details of their lives being laid bare in this column.

Brief encounters

10:38am Thursday 19th June 2014

COUPLE of columns ago, I told the story of the “Feast Coast Main Line” – how my wife has got into the habit of supplying food to my daughter as she passes through Darlington station on her tour with a dance company.

On a swing and a prayer

11:21am Thursday 5th June 2014

DADS are heroes. They drop everything and fly to the rescue – like the other night, when my son broke down on the bypass in his clapped-out old car.

The Feast Coast Mainline

10:55am Thursday 22nd May 2014

MY wife and our only daughter have always been close – more like sisters really – and, now that Hannah’s living in London, they miss each other like mad.

Feeling the heat

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10:26am Thursday 8th May 2014

TRUST is the bedrock of any good relationship - but not when it comes to cheesecake.

The axeman cometh

The Northern Echo: The axeman cometh

9:59am Thursday 24th April 2014

MY wife is a straight-talking kind of woman. She calls a spade a spade. But sometimes, she’s a bit too cutting...

Perfect match

The Northern Echo: Perfect match

11:27am Thursday 10th April 2014

IT’S never easy thinking of presents for my wife – but I really think I excelled myself this time. Forget the usual last-minute bunch of garage flowers and a quick lunchtime dash to Thornton’s for a box of chocolates, I masterminded a much better surprise for Mother’s Day.

Mr Grumpy

The Northern Echo: Mr Grumpy

10:26am Thursday 27th March 2014

HAVING my clothes stolen by my children is something I’ve had to get used to – but I draw the line at my Mr Men Socks...

Man and boy

The Northern Echo: Man and boy

10:46am Thursday 13th March 2014

A LOT is expected of you when you’re a dad. You’ve got to be a fixer, a rescuer, a hero, a cool head in a crisis. But then, all of a sudden, the tables turn.

Coming a paw second to Dylan

The Northern Echo: Coming a paw second to Dylan

10:38am Thursday 27th February 2014

IN all honesty, I try my best to be a good son. I ring my mum every day without fail and at weekends I drive 25 miles to spend a few hours with her and take her some Sunday lunch.

It’s a matter of life or lunchbox

The Northern Echo: It’s a matter of life or lunchbox

10:32am Thursday 13th February 2014

AM I wrong in saying that, by nature, us dads are simply more accommodating that mums? I don’t think I am – let me give you an example.

The thankless role of parenting

The Northern Echo: The thankless role of parenting

11:39am Thursday 30th January 2014

WE love them more than anything in the world. We’d do anything for them. We’d die for them if we had to. But the bottom line is that children are ungrateful wretches.

Sway too embarrassing

The Northern Echo: Sway too embarrassing

10:38am Thursday 16th January 2014

AS I’ve said on numerous occasions, being embarrassing comes with the job description when you’re a dad.

Fool English breakfast

The Northern Echo: Fool English breakfast

10:38am Thursday 2nd January 2014

TO be completely honest, my contribution to our family Christmas is fairly limited.

A degree of inequality

The Northern Echo: A degree of inequality

10:48am Thursday 19th December 2013

YOU see them being born, play Father Christmas for them, share their growing pains, and – before you know it – they’re being presented with degrees as blossoming young grown-ups.

For whom the bills toll

The Northern Echo: For whom the bills toll

11:45am Thursday 5th December 2013

WHEN it comes to the household finances, my wife has appointed herself as chief accountant.

Just plane insulting

The Northern Echo: Just plane insulting

11:00am Thursday 21st November 2013

I LIKE to think my children are lucky to have my genes, but~ I’m not convinced they fully appreciate the talents they have inherited.

Pushed out of the picture

The Northern Echo: WHERE WAS I? George Clooney muscles in on my wedding photo, to wife Heather’s delight

11:02am Thursday 7th November 2013

YOU may recall that, for our recent silver wedding cruise, our children gave my wife and me a large silver envelope with strict instructions that it wasn’t to be opened until we got to Venice.

The vinyl countdown

11:08am Thursday 24th October 2013

AFEW years back, during a visit to my Mum and Dad’s house, one of our kids ran into the lounge in a state of great excitement and shouted: “You’re not gonna believe this – Grandma’s making chips out of these!”

Back on the road again

10:59am Thursday 10th October 2013

IT has been back-to-university month – emotionally tough, physically even harder. I’m not one to complain but I have a stressful job, with long hours, and I need the weekends to rest. But all I’ve done lately is drive up and down the A1 like someone on an unpaid work experience placement with Pickfords.

Pulled up by impudent youth

11:32am Thursday 26th September 2013

GETTING old is hard work. But I’m doing my best to hold back the tide. At the start of 2013, the year of my silver wedding, I set out to get fit. More than that – I wanted to be irresistible to my wife by the time we embarked on our anniversary cruise in the summer.

A red card offence

11:12am Thursday 12th September 2013

THE older I get, the more time I seem to spend in the doghouse. Usually, I’m not sure why I’m in there, but last week’s visit was my own fault.

The height of embarrassment

The Northern Echo: The height of embarrassment

2:55pm Thursday 29th August 2013

IT is the blink of an eye since they weren’t big enough for their own bikes. When we went to Center Parcs for holidays when they were little, they had to have seats on the back of our bikes, or ride around like royalty in those little carriages specially designed for franticallypedalling dads to pull behind them along hilly roads through the forest.

Grate times with a student son

11:46am Thursday 1st August 2013

DON’T get me wrong, I really miss Jack when he’s away at university. I worry about whether he’s eating enough, well enough, warm enough, happy enough. I look forward to having him home again, counting the days until the holidays.

The rules of buying broccoli

12:03pm Thursday 18th July 2013

IWAS off to the gym on Sunday morning, so – being the thoughtful husband that I am – I asked my wife if she needed anything from town. “I just need some broccoli,” she shouted from the kitchen, then paused before adding: “But I’d better get it myself.”

The gorgeous hunk in my wife’s life

The Northern Echo: The gorgeous hunk in my wife’s life

10:45am Thursday 20th June 2013

WITH just days to go before our long-awaited and richly-deserved silver wedding cruise, my wife has been quivering with excitement.

Sky’s the limit in techno know-how

The Northern Echo: Sky’s the limit in techno know-how

2:33pm Thursday 23rd May 2013

WHEN it comes to computers and the internet, I tend to rely on my children to guide me through problems. But the time is rapidly approaching when the brood will all have flown and my wife and I will have to fend for ourselves. So, when our internet connection stopped working last week, I decided to be brave and try to sort it out myself.

The past, the future... and the present

The Northern Echo: The past, the future... and the present

4:36pm Thursday 9th May 2013

IT never ceases to amaze me how quickly time races ahead. At the weekend, we celebrated our daughter’s 21st birthday. How can that be? How can the years have sped by in such a blur?

An ear for trouble

The Northern Echo: An ear for trouble

11:42am Thursday 25th April 2013

FOURTEEN years ago, I wrote a column about getting a phone call from a primary school headteacher, saying: “I’m really sorry, but Jack’s going to have to go to hospital.”

Great eggspectations

The Northern Echo: Great eggspectations

4:17pm Thursday 11th April 2013

EVEN now, in my advancing years, I am expected to arrange an Easter egg hunt.

Fit as a fiddler

The Northern Echo: Collared: No wonder Graham Robb's dog-tired

10:46am Thursday 28th March 2013

APART from being present at the birth, it is arguably the biggest moment in any dad’s life – when he walks up the aisle and gives his daughter away on her wedding day.

Left high and dry

The Northern Echo: Left high and dry

6:21pm Thursday 14th March 2013

CUTTING out alcohol was a momentous decision at the turn of the year. I set out to have a dry January, which continued into a dry February, and a (more or less) dry March is well under way.

Big Daddy is watching you

The Northern Echo: Big Daddy is watching you

10:30am Thursday 28th February 2013

MY wife took a phone call in the kitchen from our 20-year-old daughter and it was immediately obvious that it was a matter of great excitement.

Nagging doubts

The Northern Echo: Nagging doubts

LET me be absolutely clear: I love my mum to bits. She's not just my mum, she's my friend.

The tough roadie ahead

The Northern Echo: The tough roadie ahead

6:16pm Thursday 31st January 2013

IT was both a privilege and an eye-opener last Friday to host an event which showcased live music and local talent.

Santa drops a clanger

The Northern Echo: Santa

11:01am Thursday 3rd January 2013

BEING Santa has become part of my Christmas Eve routine. I dress up in my threadbare costume and visit friends with children young enough still to be believers.

If a job's worth doing

The Northern Echo: If a job's with doing

6:07pm Thursday 20th December 2012

RELATIONS between my wife and I were still on the frosty side when we set off to collect the Christmas tree.

Mixed emotions

The Northern Echo: Mixed emotions

4:48pm Thursday 6th December 2012

THIS is probably the hardest column I’ve ever had to write –- but after more than 30 years, our relationship is finally over. We’ve tried to make it work, to see each other’s point of view, but it’s over.

Drumming up business

The Northern Echo: Drumming up business

4:37pm Thursday 22nd November 2012

THEY were the words that made my heart beat with a more up tempo rhythm: “Dad, I’m going to sell my drum kit.”

Called to account

The Northern Echo: Called to account

5:21pm Thursday 25th October 2012

AS you well know, my wife never gets anything wrong. Throughout our relationship, which spans three decades, it has been me who has been responsible for any mistakes which have occurred.

Small fish in a big pool

1:09pm Thursday 11th October 2012

WE finally seem to be making steady progress with getting rid of the kids. The eldest, the Big Friendly Giant, is now working for a living and firmly established in his own flat.

Men down to a tee

The Northern Echo: Men down to a tee

3:03pm Thursday 13th September 2012

EVERY year, I go on a golf trip with three other dads.

Between a rock and a hard place

12:32pm Thursday 30th August 2012

IT is with great pleasure and relief that I am able to announce a final decision has been made on the new kitchen.

The long and tiring road

12:38pm Thursday 16th August 2012

IT was a long drive – 384 miles to be exact – so I set off at the crack of dawn. As reported in my last column, my wife had decided it would be a good idea if I drove the luggage down to Cornwall for our family holiday while she travelled by train with three of our four children.

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