Gangsta Granny: Darlington Civic Theatre

THE Birmingham Stage Company has a sure touch with children’s theatre; adaptations of books by Roald Dahl and Terry Deary are just as outrageous as the originals, and the best part is that they help kids discover reading.

Many of the youngsters in the audience at the Civic seem to know the story and anticipate the vulgar bits which are numerous: Granny’s cabbage-fuelled farts as she moves, liberal use of the "rude" words so dear to young hearts – poo, bum and so on – gales of laughter greet each one.

Neal Foster’s adaptation stays close to the book, which tells the story of young Ben whose parents are avid ballroom dance fans. Ben dreads Friday night sleepovers with his Granny until he discovers that, far from being boring, she is actually an intrepid jewel thief known as the Black Cat, with a biscuit tin full of jewels. Ben challenges Granny to steal the Crown Jewels, and Granny agrees provided they take them back the following night.

There’s a sub-plot about Ben telling fibs to his parents about wanting to become a ballroom dancer, whereupon they enter him for a Strictly-type dance contest. Ben’s real passion is plumbing, and his knowledge forms the basis for his robbery plan.

Although some of the audience were as young as six they remained engaged throughout the performance, booing the ghastly Mr Parker with gusto, and some even joined in the dancing at the end. I’m glad they changed David Walliams’ over-the-top ending.

* Runs until Saturday (May 28). Box Office: 01325-486555 or darlingtoncivic.

Sue Heath